August 2012
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Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
dekutree:
tvvink:
lick my pu**y
lick your own damn puppy
missspookiness:
greaterandmoreterrible:
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WatchOMG I WAS AT THIS TOY STORE :D NEW YORK FTW
It's nice hearing someone say I miss you.
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It’s so ironic. Two girls are talking about their casual sex while, sitting right next to them, are people getting married and they’re talking about planning their wedding. The man mentioned something about their honeymoon and how it would both be their first time. What has our society come to?
Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman,...
So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he pointed into the theatre. I said thanks, and as I started to go in he said “Thanks for keeping Gotham safe.”
You’re welcome, small child. It’s my pleasure.
